I say, HEY! watch my video, "Fabulous Secret Powers" (19.5 MB Quicktime)
I say, HEY! watch my video, "Fabulous Secret Powers" (19.5 MB Quicktime)
Dear S.J. -
So sorry we haven't spoken in a while. I've been bizzy writing the best play in the universe!!
OK reals, I have to tell you something. I am super stressed about Springtime this year. You know how much i LOVE LOVE LOVE spring colors - duh I wear them year-round! So this is a total "pair-o-ducks" or "Ketchup Twin-E-Two" or whatever: I love pretty spring colors but hate spring.
Are U ready to find out why?? Then read more.
POLLEN! Mr. Cringerpants has terrible seasonal allergies and when he sneezes, my entire apartment gets drenched with kitty snot! UGH totally GRODIE, right??
Worst part is my landlord Charlene lives next door.
O.K. she is such a sweetie-pie and has the biggest collection of ceramic Precious Moments figurines I have evar seen!!! Only sound combo I hate more than the sound of Mr. Cringerpants sneezing, followed by the sound of the apt building shaking + snot dripping from my credenza is: the sound of eleventy-odd Precious Moments figurines hitting the floor, followed by the sound of Charlene screaming, followed by crying, followed by her knocking on my door, threatening to charge me a pet deposit! (For the electro-record, her ad DIDDD say "cats ok, MEOW" but whatevre.)
SOO, past two Springs, I have borrowed money from Father to buy replacement figurines, but he's mad at me right now (1 royal dinner @ Steak & Ale + INFINITY all-u-can-eat Bac-O's @ salad bar = 1 misbehavin' Prince A.! ). If Charlene's top-shelf figurines break this time, OMG I know she will kick me out 4 sure since those are limited edition and can't be replaced.
If I have to get a job at someplace gross like WaterBurger to pay for that pet deposit, I seriously might die. HELP, SECRET JOURNAL!! I have heard of Pay Pals. Maybe I need to meet some of them.
Posted by Adam at 04:12 PM
My new Electro-Mail-friend Sara Schaefer (she's from the FUTURE!!) was kind enough to show my video at her very glamorous and sparkle-y big-time New York show, Video Gaga. I had written a stern letter to the city of Big Stupid New York for ignoring me (just like Father always does! not-LOL!! :~( ) and she was kind enough to hear my plea for justice and teleport my words to your computer screen on her web site in the future. Thank you, Sara!
Posted by Adam at 11:38 AM
Becca writes to ask about my most favorite subject in the world: MY KITTY!!!
Why did you name the kitty "Mr. Cringer Pants" from "Fabulous Super Powers" ? -Beck
Dear Beck,
I'm so glad you asked about my cute kitty!
"Mr. Cringer Pants" is more of a nickname. I sometimes call him "Cringer Kitty Head", "Cringey-Doodle", "My Sweet Sweet Cringer Cat", "The Most Cutest Kitty In The Universe", or "Furry Little Cringer Face", just to name a few. His name is listed in the Eternian Pet Registry as "The Mighty Master Cringer 'Kitty Face' Doodle-Pants of the Terrible Order of Mystical War Felines, 45th Infantry, Thrice Decorated."
...or Mr. Cringer Pants for short.
Love,
Adam
Prince of Eternia
All of the sudden I'm incredibly homesick. I'm sure I am not the only one who misses the good 'ol days, but I still feel very alone today.
I dream lately of purple skies and the sounds of Bush Tails playing happily in the trees outside my chamber window. I miss night swimming in Far End Pond with Mr. Cringerpants. Yesterday, I found an old Glob-Ball in my toy chest that still had the marks left from my childhood Rod-Bat -- I cried when I thought about the first time Ram Man and I played Glob-Ball down by Speckled Crevasse.
Oh, how I wish the Power of Greyskull could pull me back through time and space, away from this world, back to the nurturing bosom of Eternia. Spirits, I call on you now to...
BRB.
Ok I'm back. Sorry, phone call.
It was Sorceress, it's time for 90210. More later. Bye!
Posted by Adam at 04:53 PM
Here's another edition of Le Mail Bag Electronique. This is the first time I've received this question, and it is a good one:
From: C-Dawg
To: Prince Adam
Date: May 2, 2006
Hey! Lovin your journal, but what you been up to the past 11 years? - Signed "C-Dawg" (name changed to protect identity!!)
Interesting question, indeed, C-Dawg. I asked Duncan and what he told me was this: the answer is complicated, unless you have extensively scientifical knowledge of dimensional shifts, inter-dimensional travel, quantum physics and have seen Back To The Future 2 at least 112 times.
What I can tell you is that today is January 27, 1995, on planet Earth, and that I receive electro-letters from the future ALL THE TIME. That's all I know. I don't understand how they get here, C-Dawg Of Year 2006. I gave up asking questions about the nature of things ever since Orko lifted up his hat and showed me what his eyes were really attached to!
So the REAL question is, what have YOU been up to for the past 11 years?
PA Out
1995 Y'all!
Sorceress and I have made up. I don't even remember why I was angry now. Aren't fights stupid? (Y/N. answer: Y! duh) Alls I can say is, thank Greyskull for karaoke. Is there no divide singing in front of strangers can't bridge? At first I gave her the silent treatment. But when she got on stage and requested "Almost Paradise" and told me to get my butt to the stage for a duet, how could I refuse?? (YOU COULD HAVE STILL BEEN REAL ANGRY / IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO REFUSE "ALMOST PARADISE"...answer: IITR"AP"! duh)
Posted by Adam at 06:48 PM
At least once a day, I get letters from people saying, "how glamorous it must be to be a prince." Well, yes it's true I AM glamorous (LOL!), but being a prince isn't as easy as you might think! It's not all croquet and champagne baths and million-dollar bon-bons. There are many royal obligations you regular types wouldn't believe. Public speaking, charity work, royal dinners, garden parties... and that's just the "fun" stuff!
Being the son of a powerful king like my father is a hard job. When the mighty King Randor asks for something, he expects it to be done lickety-split, no back talk! I try my best to please him, but it never seems to be good enough. It's always, "Oh Adam, you did your best, you're still my son! Have you seen He-Man?"
He-Man. That's half my problem right there. That fake-tan, bleached-blonde, goody-goody jock head! Sometimes I wish I could kill that part of me.
Posted by Adam at 03:56 PM
I don't know how I ever survived without e-mail! In Eternia, sure, we had technology capable of trans-dimensional travel and space-demon detection, but we never had anything as fantastic as e-mail.
The only thing I like better than electronic mail is fan electronic mail. Whenever I get a fan e-mail, I yell for Mr. Cringerpants: "Mr. Cringerpants, come look! Here's one more person that loves me!" He is always so happy for me, or in his words, "Oh, great magical rapture, I'm soooooo happy for you."
Here's what a few of you have e-sent in:
From: Dan
To: Prince Adam
Subject: haha.. I made a MOTU video too :)http://www.chicagohorde.com/eternianidol.mov
Yours is hilarious!!
-Dan
Dear Dan,
Your video reminds me of the time I auditioned for the All-Kingdom Talent-A-Thon & Blacksmithy Expo!! I practiced in my room in front of a mirror for nearly 3 WEEKS, Paula Abdul's "The Way That You Love Me" blaring from my jam box. Father must've told me 1000 times to "turn down that noise!" I was NOT AS FABULOUS as Paula at the talent show, but Irvin The Smith said it was toe-tappin -- and he's Scottish!!!
Glad you enjoyed the video.
Love,
Adam
Prince Of Eternia
From: Ruth T.
To: Prince Adam
Subject: Adam you are so fabDear Adam:
Today, I watched your fantastic video and I showed it to all of my coworkers. It uplifted my spirits and made me feel OK to be me. I just wanted to let you know that we here at.... the company I work for really love your work.
Dear Ruth T.,
YOU are so FAB!! Never forget, you can accomplish ANYTHING if you put your mind to it. Tell your coworkers to remember what the great Gloria Estefan (& the dearly departed Miami Sound Machine) once said:
Get on your feet
Get up and make it happen
Get on your feet
Stand up and take some action
Get on your feet
Don't stop before it's over
Get on your feet
The weight is off your shoulder
Thanks for your electronic mail message!!!
Love,
Adam
Prince Of Eternia
I went to the pharmacy this morning to pick up my prescription for ROCK-ICILLIN. The pharmacist gave me a full bottle of this video (WATCH IT!).
Loverboy , where have you been all my life? (Sorry, Ace Of Base, I think Loverboy is my new favorite band for this month!!)
Posted by Adam at 01:12 PM
Went shopping for tights today. After all this Sorceress DRAMA lately, I really needed to do something special, just for ME. I've found that nothing puts things into perspective like a new pair of tights!
Normally, I get my tights from this ballet supply shop outside of town called Ballet Alley, but they're closed on Sundays. So I had to go to the mall. Tights Lovers, let me warn you: man-sized tights are not the easiest thing to find at the mall!! There was this one place called "Frederick's Of Hollywood." They had a pretty good selection of tights, but they were all fish nets and they didn't have my color. Barf! There was this other place called "Units". When I first walked in, I thought I had died and gone to tights heaven. Every color of tights under the rainbow, as far as the eye could see, could be found in this store. (And everything was on clearance too, some kind of going-out-of-business sale!). However, these "Units" are obviously made for people without massive bulging quadriceps and calves.
Well, FINALLY I came upon a costume shop at the mall. Not only did they have tights in my size and color, but they also had purple suede boots (*with fuzzy fringe at the top)! I feel like a new man. Tonight, I am GOING OUT!! Karaoke Sundays at Mithelthrip's Tavern OH YEAH!!
Posted by Adam at 04:49 PM
My name is Adam and I'm here to say: I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way!
I'm also here to say that Sorceress and I are still not speaking.
:~(
That means I'm crying on my web sight.
Posted by Adam at 03:08 PM
I am a little bit angry at the computer web right now! Duncan promised not to tell ANYONE (especially Father and Mother) about my Secret computer web Journal. He says he didn't tell anyone and I believe him. This is where I write my innermost thoughts and feelings!! And I wanted to eventually talk about secret recipes, dance moves, poetry, and secret celebrity gossip. But now, you can forget it! Well, SOMEONE out there told Sorceress about my Journal. I don't know WHO told her, but I got this email today:
Hello? Programmers of the television screen? Yes, this is Adam, Prince of Eternia. May I ask you one question about your television programming? Why did you terminate the best program ever to appear on the television screen? Can you answer that question? For two long years, Vinny Delpino has NOT been climbing through Doogie's bedroom window. For two long years, Doogie has NOT been seeing patients at the hospital and has NOT been writing in his computer journal. And for two long years, the PRINCE OF ETERNIA AND DEFENDER OF THE SECRETS OF CASTLE GREYSKULL has NOT been his usual cheerful self, thanks to YOU!!