Video Gaga

My new Electro-Mail-friend Sara Schaefer (she's from the FUTURE!!) was kind enough to show my video at her very glamorous and sparkle-y big-time New York show, Video Gaga. I had written a stern letter to the city of Big Stupid New York for ignoring me (just like Father always does! not-LOL!! :~( ) and she was kind enough to hear my plea for justice and teleport my words to your computer screen on her web site in the future. Thank you, Sara!

Posted by Adam at 11:38 AM

Viewer Electro-Letter

Becca writes to ask about my most favorite subject in the world: MY KITTY!!!

Why did you name the kitty "Mr. Cringer Pants" from "Fabulous Super Powers" ? -Beck

Dear Beck,

I'm so glad you asked about my cute kitty!

"Mr. Cringer Pants" is more of a nickname. I sometimes call him "Cringer Kitty Head", "Cringey-Doodle", "My Sweet Sweet Cringer Cat", "The Most Cutest Kitty In The Universe", or "Furry Little Cringer Face", just to name a few. His name is listed in the Eternian Pet Registry as "The Mighty Master Cringer 'Kitty Face' Doodle-Pants of the Terrible Order of Mystical War Felines, 45th Infantry, Thrice Decorated."

...or Mr. Cringer Pants for short.

Love,

Adam
Prince of Eternia

Posted by Adam at 09:51 AM

Homesick

All of the sudden I'm incredibly homesick. I'm sure I am not the only one who misses the good 'ol days, but I still feel very alone today.

I dream lately of purple skies and the sounds of Bush Tails playing happily in the trees outside my chamber window. I miss night swimming in Far End Pond with Mr. Cringerpants. Yesterday, I found an old Glob-Ball in my toy chest that still had the marks left from my childhood Rod-Bat -- I cried when I thought about the first time Ram Man and I played Glob-Ball down by Speckled Crevasse.

Oh, how I wish the Power of Greyskull could pull me back through time and space, away from this world, back to the nurturing bosom of Eternia. Spirits, I call on you now to...

BRB.

Ok I'm back. Sorry, phone call.

It was Sorceress, it's time for 90210. More later. Bye!

Posted by Adam at 04:53 PM

e-Viewer/Reader E-Mail

Here's another edition of Le Mail Bag Electronique. This is the first time I've received this question, and it is a good one:

From: C-Dawg
To: Prince Adam
Date: May 2, 2006

Hey! Lovin your journal, but what you been up to the past 11 years? - Signed "C-Dawg" (name changed to protect identity!!)

Interesting question, indeed, C-Dawg. I asked Duncan and what he told me was this: the answer is complicated, unless you have extensively scientifical knowledge of dimensional shifts, inter-dimensional travel, quantum physics and have seen Back To The Future 2 at least 112 times.

What I can tell you is that today is January 27, 1995, on planet Earth, and that I receive electro-letters from the future ALL THE TIME. That's all I know. I don't understand how they get here, C-Dawg Of Year 2006. I gave up asking questions about the nature of things ever since Orko lifted up his hat and showed me what his eyes were really attached to!

So the REAL question is, what have YOU been up to for the past 11 years?

PA Out
1995 Y'all!

Posted by Adam at 12:14 PM

Making up is easy to do sometimes

Sorceress and I have made up. I don't even remember why I was angry now. Aren't fights stupid? (Y/N. answer: Y! duh) Alls I can say is, thank Greyskull for karaoke. Is there no divide singing in front of strangers can't bridge? At first I gave her the silent treatment. But when she got on stage and requested "Almost Paradise" and told me to get my butt to the stage for a duet, how could I refuse?? (YOU COULD HAVE STILL BEEN REAL ANGRY / IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO REFUSE "ALMOST PARADISE"...answer: IITR"AP"! duh)

Posted by Adam at 06:48 PM

On being a Prince

At least once a day, I get letters from people saying, "how glamorous it must be to be a prince." Well, yes it's true I AM glamorous (LOL!), but being a prince isn't as easy as you might think! It's not all croquet and champagne baths and million-dollar bon-bons. There are many royal obligations you regular types wouldn't believe. Public speaking, charity work, royal dinners, garden parties... and that's just the "fun" stuff!

Being the son of a powerful king like my father is a hard job. When the mighty King Randor asks for something, he expects it to be done lickety-split, no back talk! I try my best to please him, but it never seems to be good enough. It's always, "Oh Adam, you did your best, you're still my son! Have you seen He-Man?"

He-Man. That's half my problem right there. That fake-tan, bleached-blonde, goody-goody jock head! Sometimes I wish I could kill that part of me.

Posted by Adam at 03:56 PM

e-Viewer Mail

I don't know how I ever survived without e-mail! In Eternia, sure, we had technology capable of trans-dimensional travel and space-demon detection, but we never had anything as fantastic as e-mail.

The only thing I like better than electronic mail is fan electronic mail. Whenever I get a fan e-mail, I yell for Mr. Cringerpants: "Mr. Cringerpants, come look! Here's one more person that loves me!" He is always so happy for me, or in his words, "Oh, great magical rapture, I'm soooooo happy for you."

Here's what a few of you have e-sent in:

From: Dan
To: Prince Adam
Subject: haha.. I made a MOTU video too :)

http://www.chicagohorde.com/eternianidol.mov

Yours is hilarious!!

-Dan

Dear Dan,

Your video reminds me of the time I auditioned for the All-Kingdom Talent-A-Thon & Blacksmithy Expo!! I practiced in my room in front of a mirror for nearly 3 WEEKS, Paula Abdul's "The Way That You Love Me" blaring from my jam box. Father must've told me 1000 times to "turn down that noise!" I was NOT AS FABULOUS as Paula at the talent show, but Irvin The Smith said it was toe-tappin -- and he's Scottish!!!

Glad you enjoyed the video.

Love,

Adam
Prince Of Eternia

From: Ruth T.
To: Prince Adam
Subject: Adam you are so fab

Dear Adam:

Today, I watched your fantastic video and I showed it to all of my coworkers. It uplifted my spirits and made me feel OK to be me. I just wanted to let you know that we here at.... the company I work for really love your work.

Dear Ruth T.,

YOU are so FAB!! Never forget, you can accomplish ANYTHING if you put your mind to it. Tell your coworkers to remember what the great Gloria Estefan (& the dearly departed Miami Sound Machine) once said:

Get on your feet
Get up and make it happen
Get on your feet
Stand up and take some action
Get on your feet
Don't stop before it's over
Get on your feet
The weight is off your shoulder

Thanks for your electronic mail message!!!

Love,

Adam
Prince Of Eternia

Posted by Adam at 02:20 PM

THIS PRINCE is Workin' For The Weekend

I went to the pharmacy this morning to pick up my prescription for ROCK-ICILLIN. The pharmacist gave me a full bottle of this video (WATCH IT!).

Loverboy , where have you been all my life? (Sorry, Ace Of Base, I think Loverboy is my new favorite band for this month!!)

Posted by Adam at 01:12 PM

Adam + new tights = gettin' hot tonight!!

Went shopping for tights today. After all this Sorceress DRAMA lately, I really needed to do something special, just for ME. I've found that nothing puts things into perspective like a new pair of tights!

Normally, I get my tights from this ballet supply shop outside of town called Ballet Alley, but they're closed on Sundays. So I had to go to the mall. Tights Lovers, let me warn you: man-sized tights are not the easiest thing to find at the mall!! There was this one place called "Frederick's Of Hollywood." They had a pretty good selection of tights, but they were all fish nets and they didn't have my color. Barf! There was this other place called "Units". When I first walked in, I thought I had died and gone to tights heaven. Every color of tights under the rainbow, as far as the eye could see, could be found in this store. (And everything was on clearance too, some kind of going-out-of-business sale!). However, these "Units" are obviously made for people without massive bulging quadriceps and calves.

Well, FINALLY I came upon a costume shop at the mall. Not only did they have tights in my size and color, but they also had purple suede boots (*with fuzzy fringe at the top)! I feel like a new man. Tonight, I am GOING OUT!! Karaoke Sundays at Mithelthrip's Tavern OH YEAH!!

Posted by Adam at 04:49 PM

Rap isn't so bad I guess

My name is Adam and I'm here to say: I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way!



I'm also here to say that Sorceress and I are still not speaking.

:~(

That means I'm crying on my web sight.

Posted by Adam at 03:08 PM

Not so SECRET anymore!!

I am a little bit angry at the computer web right now! Duncan promised not to tell ANYONE (especially Father and Mother) about my Secret computer web Journal. He says he didn't tell anyone and I believe him. This is where I write my innermost thoughts and feelings!! And I wanted to eventually talk about secret recipes, dance moves, poetry, and secret celebrity gossip. But now, you can forget it! Well, SOMEONE out there told Sorceress about my Journal. I don't know WHO told her, but I got this email today:

From: "The Sorceress"
To: "Prince Adam"
Subject: PRINCE ADAM! HEAR ME! THIS IS THE SORCERESS, ADAM! THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM CASTLE GREYSKULL!

"Ms. Bird Brains"? Real mature, Adam. If my telepathic messages annoy you so much, all you have to do is tell me! I guess I will use the telephone from now on, but that may be a while because I'm really upset with you. Also, if you have a problem with me singing Melissa Manchester, I don't know if we can remain friends. You know Melissa's music got me through some really difficult times and you know how much she means to me, both as an artist and a woman.

I think you need some time to think about what you've said. It would be a shame if your parents found out about your journal.

-- The Sorceress

Posted by Adam at 03:37 PM

I need a doctor, preferably a teenage genius doctor

Hello? Programmers of the television screen? Yes, this is Adam, Prince of Eternia. May I ask you one question about your television programming? Why did you terminate the best program ever to appear on the television screen? Can you answer that question? For two long years, Vinny Delpino has NOT been climbing through Doogie's bedroom window. For two long years, Doogie has NOT been seeing patients at the hospital and has NOT been writing in his computer journal. And for two long years, the PRINCE OF ETERNIA AND DEFENDER OF THE SECRETS OF CASTLE GREYSKULL has NOT been his usual cheerful self, thanks to YOU!!

I'm still depressed. Why are the programmers of the television screen against me? Why is EVERYONE against me??? Why is this stupid world so stupid stupid?! I need a whole bathtub full of Shasta right now. I just learned what "BBL" means. So, BBL! MAYBE!!

Posted by Adam at 08:54 PM

What now?

Dear Secret Journal,

Hi. What's up? Not much here. I've been Sorta depressed ever since the happiest, most spectacularist night of dancing and SHAKING MY TIGHTS OFF since Novemberamboree two years ago. The Ace of Base concert was FABULOUS and I don't use that word lightly, Secret Journal!!! But now I have nothing to look forward to and it's only January. It's raining today and He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown is on channel 39 and I've seen it a hundred ga-million times but this time it makes me want to cry.

Oh, and Sorceress has been calling me all day (telepathically... so ANNOYING!! Ever try the telephone, Ms. Bird Brains???), and she is my best friend, but sometimes she can be a bit much.

Posted by Adam at 11:25 PM

Don't Turn Around

OMGreyskull!! Father and Duncan just surprised me with a pair of front-row tickets to see Ace of Base tomorrow night!!!! This is the BEST PRESENT EVER! Well, besides my magic sword... but between you and me the only thing I ever used that for was lifting heavy stuff! I can't believe I'm going to see Jenny, Linn, Joker, and Buddha IN PERSON... OMG I have to practice my moves. What if Jenny notices my dancing and asks me to come up on stage?! Who should I give the other ticket to...? Like I even have to think about it -- Sorceress is going to bird-out when she hears the news!

Posted by Adam at 05:20 PM

Bad Kitty!!!!

To avoid confusion and hurt feelings, I would like to preface this entry with the following statement: Mr. Cringer-Pants is the most cutest kitty in the entire universe and for that matter, in any alternate dimension where kitty-like creatures may exist! That said, BAD MR. CRINGER-PANTS!

I had Duncan, Sorceress, Orko and some of my new friends over last night for a "Five Years In This-Whole-Other Dimension Party." After we finished celebrating the dropping of the glowing ball with that man with the nice hair (his name is Dick LOL! ), Sorceress immediately cues up the Melissa Manchester. I know, I know, BIG surprise, right?! But it was fun, and she only sang from the greatest hits, no b-sides, thank the Power Of Greyskull.

Anyways, I always ask everyone to take off their shoes when they come inside. By the time Sorceress was finishing off "Bright Eyes", Mr. Cringer-Pants had done a LITTLE DOODY ALL OVER EVERYONE'S SHOES! I squirted the squirt bottle real hard right in his little face and yelled NO! BAD KITTY! He was so scared and ashamed. In fact, he told me, "Adam, you know I hate that friggin' squirt bottle. How about next time, you -- oh, I don't know -- actually, LET ME OUTSIDE when I ask to go outside instead of saying 'OK, after this next song' for 7 tracks. Will that work for you?" So yeah, he was really really ashamed and I know he won't do that ever again.

Gosh, this was a long entry. Duncan, if you're reading this...Mr. Cringer-Pants is sorry about the shoes!

Posted by Adam at 03:50 PM

Happy New Year

The man on the television viewer with the nice hair and the glowing ball really brings back memories of Eternia!

Posted by Adam at 11:55 PM

Zzzzzzz...

Boy, am I tired. When Orko found out I had leftover birthday cake, he would NOT leave me alone! I told him I'd save the top tier for him, but that's the best part, especially if there's writing, and there WAS (it said "Happy Birthday Teela" in big, fluffy, icingy letters. She didn't want any of her cake, so more for me LOL!). I've always been good about sharing, but ever since we got here I just eat everything in sight! Oh, that reminds me! I tried Shasta for the first time today -- it comes in a can and it's soooo delish. Anyhow, I was up REALLY late. Birthday cake and Shasta can really get a boy going.

Posted by Adam at 09:53 AM

Revenge is so very sweet

Today I ate birthday cake for breakfast! Take that, Father!

Posted by Adam at 09:59 PM

Father never lets me do anything!

Ok, I know this is only my second entry, but I just have to vent!! Father and Duncan were going to Evergreen Forest to investigate some weird weather thingy. I don't understand all that stuff. Gosh, Duncan is so smart about weather. I told Father that I rrrreeeally wanted to go and he said some stupid thing about the drive to Evergreen being dangerous and I couldn't go! PUH-LEASE!! I've been to Evergreen a billion times. It's times like this I really miss the way things used to be.

Posted by Adam at 08:34 PM

My first journal entry!!

I'm super excited to have this new computer journal. I will call it "my home page" on the inter-net from now on! Duncan is THE BEST (Dunc, if your reading this THANX!!) he helped me set up everything on the computer. I don't really know what I'm doing with this thing so please don't laugh ok?

Posted by Adam at 08:51 PM